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Birthdays Are for Old People...Oh Wait - Funny Birthday Card
Birthdays Are for Old People...Oh Wait - Funny Birthday Card
$6.00
Bring the laughs with our Birthdays Are for Old People…Oh Wait card, letterpress printed by hand on luxe tree free paper. With bold black ink and a vibrant neon yellow envelope, it’s the perfect snarky birthday card for anyone who’s young at heart—but maybe not so young in years.
Details:
• Letterpress printed on tree free paper
• Black ink with neon yellow envelope
• Size: 5.5” x 4.25”
• Folded card, blank inside
• Sealed in a cello sleeve
• Made in California
Best for:
• Birthdays with humor and sass
• Friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone with a sense of humor about aging
• Milestone birthdays
Merchandising Tip:
Ideal for birthday humor displays or grouped with milestone birthday cards.
Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing bestselling birthday cards in your shop.
How The Fuck Did We Get This Old Funny Birthday Card
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Our "how the fuck did we get this old" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.
Paper: Bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper.
Ink: Black.
Envelope: Orange.
Size: 4.25" x 5.5".
Folded card, blank inside.
Sealed in a cello sleeve.
Our "Favorite Human" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.
•Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
•Ink: Black
•Envelope: Neon Yellow
•Size: 5.5" x 4.25"
•Folded card, blank inside
•Sealed in a cello sleeve
Just a Tini Bit Older - Paper Clip Letterpress Card
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Our "Just a Tini Bit Older" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Card includes a heavy duty martini glass paper clip.
Paperclip can be used as a giftcard or cash holder on the inside of the card. Once you are finished using with the card, it can be used as a paperclip or bookmark.