Read Menu With Phone Flashlight - Funny Birthday Card
$6.00
"Have We Reached The Age Where We're Whipping Out Our Phone Flashlight to Read the Menu?" This Funny Birthday Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press Paper: Bright White, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Ink: Black. Envelope: Bright orange. Size: 4.25" x 5.5". Folded card, blank inside. Sealed in a cello sleeve.
Birthday Babe Script Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Birthday Babe" gold foil calligraphy birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Foil: Gold Envelope: Coral Size: 5.5" x 4.25" Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink: Black •Envelope: Neon Orange •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve
Congrats You Have A Tiny Human - Parenting Card
$6.00
Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Lunar Blue Ink: Black Ink Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Birthday Love Paper Clip Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.50
Our Love On Your Birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Card includes a heavy duty heart-shaped paper clip. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Ink: Black Envelope: Silver Size: 5.5" x 4.25" Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Thank You on Repeat - Thank You Card
$6.00
Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Lunar Blue Ink: Blind + Neon Blue Ink Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Arms Long Enough - Funny Birthday Letterpress Card
$6.00
"Are Your Arms Long Enough To Read This Card? Happy Birthday." Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Ink: Black. Envelope: Blue. Size: 4.25" x 5.5". Folded card, blank inside. Sealed in a cello sleeve.
Wishing You A Kick Ass Birthday - Paper Clip Card
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Boobs,boobs,boobs
$6.00
you are the breast…celebrate all the inspiring women in your life…. each wink card begins as a pen & ink illustration then comes to life when letter pressed with brilliant color on artisanal luxe paper. available in packs of five and singles. paired with the perfect pink envelope. made with love in the Vermont.
Thanks for Being Awesome Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Thanks for Being Awesome" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink:Neon Pink •Envelope: Neon Yellow •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve
I’d Be Lost Without You - Friendship Card
$6.00
Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Liftoff Lemon Ink: Black Ink Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Blow Me - Letterpress Birthday Card
$6.50
Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Fireball Fuchsia Ink: Gold Foil Paper Clip: Cupcake Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Thanks, Y'all - Paper Clip Letterpress Card
$6.25
Our "Thanks, Y'all" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Card includes a heavy duty cowboy boot paper clip. Paperclip can be used as a giftcard or cash holder on the inside of the card. Once you are finished using with the card, it can be used as a paperclip or bookmark.
We've Reached the Age Where our backs go out more than we do - Funny Birthday Card
$6.00
Our “We’ve Reached the Age Where Our Backs Go Out More Than We Do” card is painfully relatable in the funniest way. Letterpress printed on a vintage press in sunny California, this crisp white card is paired with a bold neon pink envelope - perfect for celebrating another year of laughing, creaking, and pretending we definitely did not pull something getting out of the car. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree-free paper • Black ink with neon pink envelope • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Funny birthday wishes for friends who now stretch before doing… anything • Aging millennials & Gen Xers with a sense of humor • Pairing with spa gifts, wine, or anything that soothes sore backs Selling Tip: It’s the birthday card that shoppers pick up, laugh at, and immediately say “OMG, this is so her.” A top-tier card for milestone birthdays or anyone who has ever thrown their back out sneezing. Merchandising Tip: Display with wellne
How Are You Only Getting Hotter? Happy Birthday - Birthday Card
$6.00
Our “How Are You Only Getting Hotter? Happy Birthday!” card is the flirty, funny, confidence-boosting birthday moment everyone loves. Letterpress printed on a vintage press in California and paired with a bold orange envelope, this card brings the perfect mix of sass, charm, and hype - for them and for you. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree-free paper • Black ink with bright orange envelope • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Birthdays (obviously) • Friends who deserve a hype moment • Partners, situationships, or anyone aging like a fine wine • Pairing with self-care gifts, cocktails, candles, or anything celebratory Selling Tip: This card is a top performer for customers looking for something flirty-but-clean. Perfect as an add-on with drinkware, spa gifts, or shower steamers. Merchandising Tip: Display in Chez Gagné acrylic fixtures - the counter rack, 16-pocket spinner, or 48-pocket spinner - to spotlight bold birth
Wishing You a Bottomless Birthday - Champagne Paperclip Card
$6.50
Pop the bubbly and keep the mimosas flowing — our “Wishing You a Bottomless Birthday” card is the ultimate celebration essential for anyone who loves brunch, champagne, or just a little sass with their special day. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who deserves a toast, this funny birthday card pairs effortlessly with a bottle of bubbly or brunch gift card. Each card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press for bold texture and luxe quality. It comes with a heavy-duty gold champagne glass paper clip that doubles as a cash or gift card holder inside. After the birthday is over, the clip can be reused as a bookmark, keepsake, or stylish desk accessory. Details: • Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in California • Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper • Ink: Mimosa Orange • Envelope: Neon Orange • Paper Clip: Gold Champagne Glass • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in the USA Best For: • Funny birthday
Big Red Heart Everyday Greeting Card
$6.00
send a whole lotta love out into the world. each wink card begins as a pen & ink illustration then comes to life when letter pressed with brilliant color on artisanal luxe paper. available in packs of five and singles. paired with a plum envelope made with love in the vermont
Birthdays Are for Old People...Oh Wait - Funny Birthday Card
$6.00
Bring the laughs with our Birthdays Are for Old People…Oh Wait card, letterpress printed by hand on luxe tree free paper. With bold black ink and a vibrant neon yellow envelope, it’s the perfect snarky birthday card for anyone who’s young at heart—but maybe not so young in years. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree free paper • Black ink with neon yellow envelope • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Birthdays with humor and sass • Friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone with a sense of humor about aging • Milestone birthdays Merchandising Tip: Ideal for birthday humor displays or grouped with milestone birthday cards. Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing bestselling birthday cards in your shop.
Ahhh shucks!
$6.00
shucks…. whatever your message our iconic oyster will do the trick! folded card paired with a matching yellow envelope. available in packs of 5 or singles. each wink card begins as a pen & ink illustration then comes to life when letter pressed with brilliant color on artisanal luxe paper. made with love in Vermont.
Love Your Face Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Love Love Love Your Face" love and anniversary card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Text: Shiny Silver Foil Envelope: Silver Size: 5.5" x 4.25" Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Dammit Alexa - Belated Birthday Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Alexa, Remind Me to send This Birthday Card on Time. Dammit Alexa" Belated Birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Text: Black Envelope: Neon Yellow Size: 5.5" x 4.25" Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Double oyster greeting card
$10.00
What a pair! Two graphic, modernist oysters adorn this seasonless notecard and les moules — from tea towel to notecard, For the shellfish lover. a change from our traditional letterpress; these cards are printed on lux paper and paired with a lovely white envelope. Sold together in a pack of 6, 3 of each design. made with love in the usa.