Read Menu With Phone Flashlight - Funny Birthday Card
$6.00
"Have We Reached The Age Where We're Whipping Out Our Phone Flashlight to Read the Menu?" This Funny Birthday Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press Paper: Bright White, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Ink: Black. Envelope: Bright orange. Size: 4.25" x 5.5". Folded card, blank inside. Sealed in a cello sleeve.
How Are You Only Getting Hotter? Happy Birthday - Birthday Card
$6.00
Our “How Are You Only Getting Hotter? Happy Birthday!” card is the flirty, funny, confidence-boosting birthday moment everyone loves. Letterpress printed on a vintage press in California and paired with a bold orange envelope, this card brings the perfect mix of sass, charm, and hype - for them and for you. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree-free paper • Black ink with bright orange envelope • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Birthdays (obviously) • Friends who deserve a hype moment • Partners, situationships, or anyone aging like a fine wine • Pairing with self-care gifts, cocktails, candles, or anything celebratory Selling Tip: This card is a top performer for customers looking for something flirty-but-clean. Perfect as an add-on with drinkware, spa gifts, or shower steamers. Merchandising Tip: Display in Chez Gagné acrylic fixtures - the counter rack, 16-pocket spinner, or 48-pocket spinner - to spotlight bold birth
Blow Me - Letterpress Birthday Card
$6.50
Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Fireball Fuchsia Ink: Gold Foil Paper Clip: Cupcake Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Birthday Babe Script Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Birthday Babe" gold foil calligraphy birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Foil: Gold Envelope: Coral Size: 5.5" x 4.25" Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Birthday Love Paper Clip Letterpress Greeting Card
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Thank You on Repeat - Thank You Card
$6.00
Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Lunar Blue Ink: Blind + Neon Blue Ink Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Wishing You a Bottomless Birthday - Champagne Paperclip Card
$6.50
Pop the bubbly and keep the mimosas flowing — our “Wishing You a Bottomless Birthday” card is the ultimate celebration essential for anyone who loves brunch, champagne, or just a little sass with their special day. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who deserves a toast, this funny birthday card pairs effortlessly with a bottle of bubbly or brunch gift card. Each card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press for bold texture and luxe quality. It comes with a heavy-duty gold champagne glass paper clip that doubles as a cash or gift card holder inside. After the birthday is over, the clip can be reused as a bookmark, keepsake, or stylish desk accessory. Details: • Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in California • Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper • Ink: Mimosa Orange • Envelope: Neon Orange • Paper Clip: Gold Champagne Glass • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in the USA Best For: • Funny birthday
Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink: Black •Envelope: Neon Orange •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve
Congrats You Have A Tiny Human - Parenting Card
$6.00
Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Lunar Blue Ink: Black Ink Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
We've Reached the Age Where our backs go out more than we do - Funny Birthday Card
$6.00
Our “We’ve Reached the Age Where Our Backs Go Out More Than We Do” card is painfully relatable in the funniest way. Letterpress printed on a vintage press in sunny California, this crisp white card is paired with a bold neon pink envelope - perfect for celebrating another year of laughing, creaking, and pretending we definitely did not pull something getting out of the car. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree-free paper • Black ink with neon pink envelope • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Funny birthday wishes for friends who now stretch before doing… anything • Aging millennials & Gen Xers with a sense of humor • Pairing with spa gifts, wine, or anything that soothes sore backs Selling Tip: It’s the birthday card that shoppers pick up, laugh at, and immediately say “OMG, this is so her.” A top-tier card for milestone birthdays or anyone who has ever thrown their back out sneezing. Merchandising Tip: Display with wellne
Arms Long Enough - Funny Birthday Letterpress Card
$6.00
"Are Your Arms Long Enough To Read This Card? Happy Birthday." Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Ink: Black. Envelope: Blue. Size: 4.25" x 5.5". Folded card, blank inside. Sealed in a cello sleeve.
Thanks for Being Awesome Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Thanks for Being Awesome" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink:Neon Pink •Envelope: Neon Yellow •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve
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I’d Be Lost Without You - Friendship Card
$6.00
Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Liftoff Lemon Ink: Black Ink Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Birthdays Are for Old People...Oh Wait - Funny Birthday Card
$6.00
Bring the laughs with our Birthdays Are for Old People…Oh Wait card, letterpress printed by hand on luxe tree free paper. With bold black ink and a vibrant neon yellow envelope, it’s the perfect snarky birthday card for anyone who’s young at heart—but maybe not so young in years. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree free paper • Black ink with neon yellow envelope • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Birthdays with humor and sass • Friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone with a sense of humor about aging • Milestone birthdays Merchandising Tip: Ideal for birthday humor displays or grouped with milestone birthday cards. Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing bestselling birthday cards in your shop.
Love Your Face Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Love Love Love Your Face" love and anniversary card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Text: Shiny Silver Foil Envelope: Silver Size: 5.5" x 4.25" Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Dammit Alexa - Belated Birthday Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Our "Alexa, Remind Me to send This Birthday Card on Time. Dammit Alexa" Belated Birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Text: Black Envelope: Neon Yellow Size: 5.5" x 4.25" Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
Double oyster greeting card
$10.00
What a pair! Two graphic, modernist oysters adorn this seasonless notecard and les moules — from tea towel to notecard, For the shellfish lover. a change from our traditional letterpress; these cards are printed on lux paper and paired with a lovely white envelope. Sold together in a pack of 6, 3 of each design. made with love in the usa.